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  1. grammasheila says:

    CHICAGO – During a week of reprimanding “white Christians that pray for President Barack Obama to die,” Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan also said he’d been abducted by a spaceship…“Minister Farrakhan really hates white people. I mean like, he really hates them!”…Louis Farrakhan has said he was abducted in the 1980′s by a flying vessel that he described as “a huge wheel-like plane.” It was while on board the vessel that Farrakhan heard the voice of deceased Nation of Islam leader, Elijah Muhammad. This week Minister Farrakhan revealed that he was abducted by yet another unidentified flying object (UFO)…“But what I’ve heard is… this last time he was abducted the UFO was shaped like a matzo ball.”…Anonymous sources inside Nation of Islam told The Daily Rash that Minister Farrakhan said his recent UFO abduction was a harrowing experience:

    “He said the ship was filled with white devils and the crew members resembled Jewish actors”

    “Minister Farrakhan was forced to eat strange ethnic meals and listen to arguments about money”

    “Minister Farrakhan was probed by a man who resembled Don Rickles”

    “A white woman resembling Joan Rivers sat in the chair where Lt. Uhura sat on Star Trek”

    In a recent Ebony magazine interview, Minister Farrakhan briefly recalled his abduction on the Jew Ship.

    “The captain was a man who looked like Judd Hirsch. There was so much bickering that Judd Hirsch was constantly yelling at the others to stop arguing. Then Benjamin Netanyahu took away my Fez hat and forced a yarmulke on my head that was much too big. I was forced to sing If I Were a Rich Man with Woody Allen and watch as Barbra Streisand took all the money from my wallet.”…http://www.thedailyrash.com/louis-farrakhan-claims-his-alien-ufo-abductors-were-jewish

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