Get a sugar daddy, you freaking parasite

Section 8 housing describes residential units where the occupant is using the government as an instrument of plunder to seize money from someone who has earned it, and then give it to them to help pay their rent. If you want to destroy an apartment building or a neighborhood .. just move some Section 8 parasites in. Then arm yourselves. It’s going to be an ugly and dangerous ride.

So … The Dallas Housing Authority decides it’s going to take some applications for Section 8 housing. The moochers and parasites start lining up in the early morning hours. Someone gets the bright idea to open the doors early, and there’s a stampede. The people at the end of the line rush the door – and all hell breaks loose. But hey, that’s exactly what you would expect. These are leaches and parasites; so expecting normal human behavior from them is only going to lead to disappointment.

After the stampede and near-riot, the media arrives and starts the interviews. Of course some of the moochers have such hideous communications skills – youknowwhutamsayin? – that you can’t understand a word coming out of their mouths. The only phrase they’ve mastered is “would you like French fries with that?”

But there was this one girl who looked pretty good. No visible tattoos. Couldn’t see any piercings in her nose, eyebrows, lips and cheeks. Pretty hot, actually (though the fun-bags may have been aftermarket). She wants here Section 8 money because she’s a student and she doesn’t want to work so hard so she can spend more time on her studies.

Dayam!

Here’s what she’s actually saying:

“Look. I’m, like, a student and I’m having to work too hard and I like need to spend more time like studying. So here’s what I, you know, want. I like want the government to go find someone else out there who is like working as hard as I like do, but isn’t in like school right now so they don’t have to study and stuff, and I want the government to like take some money away from them and like give it to me so that I don’t have to like live in a dorm and stuff (ewwwwwww) and can like study, you know what I’m sayin?”

Know what? Before this chickie-poo gets to use the government to seize one damned cent away from a productive American, she should exhaust all possible means of financing her own sorry existence. If she has to drop out of school to earn some money and then go back, then that’s life, sweetie. Or – just go out there and get yourself a Sugar Daddy. Then you can quit the rest of your jobs! Just invite him over once a week or so and fix him some tacos or something. Then maybe dessert. Flan; that should do it.

Immoral? Sing that little ditty to someone who gives a flying fornication. Using the government to take someone else’s property and give it to you doesn’t exactly make you Mother Teresa, you know.